
Posted 1 year ago with 267 notes 
My guitar
A cotton bag…Fuck.
A printer! That works :D
Silly Bandz Fuck
Circular knitting needle. Awww yeah! It’s Zombie Garroting time. Knitters will totes survive the zombie apocalypse
bag of chips…?
whiskey and coke. awwwwww yeeeeee—— *dead*
my tv…fairly decent
…my yogurt…
uh oh…. two pens, a note pad and a cup of tea. maybe i’ll write it a love note? and invite it to tea? :(
My phone? Can I call for help? :P
A measuring tape, I can make this work….
A remote. Well aren’t I fucked?
a couch … yeah that would probably work
A bra? Not even my bra, it’s my sister’s. Lame.
That item is my (rather bruised at the moment) arm. Well, I suppose it could be pointing at my watch, but my watch would...
LADY, ATTACK! XD (And or the cd lazy has w/ her lol I guess I can slice that bitch up)
3D GLASSES (red-blue kind) BRING IT.
my iphone. im screwed.
My cat. Sorry kitty. ;;
A Sword, belive it or not XD
A recipe for Chocolate-Red Wine Cake… hmm… I’m basically screwed unless they want to try it and substitute red wine with...
EVERY TIME I DO THIS THE ANSWER IS “REILI YAMANAKA”. i guess she would be a pretty good person to have in a zombie...
Sunscreen. Well, I’m fucked.
I get a sofa. WIN.
A camo jacket. I CAN HIDE FROM THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
A pillow….TTATT help..
my hand D:
ill beat the shit out of it with my speaker hahaha
Don’t worry everyone i got a stapler!! bahahah
A stuffed Donkey Kong. Go ME!
awww shit. chocolate quakes rice snacks. i’m doomed.
Water bottle…holy water?
Nothing. I’m fucked D:
When the zombie apocalypse is over and done with, you...send your thank you cards to me
My pillow? O.o
My… crotch? Tumblr meme, are you trying to write some sick porno for necrophiliacs? ‘Cuase that ain’t exactly my kink...
An orange fanta. Maybe I can shake it up and spew it into my enemy’s eyes?
pillow fight! lmao
An urban decay color pallet or a pair of sizzors. Hmm….